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prices subject to change. items may be limited by availability. allow 1-2 weeks delivery within continental US & 6-8 weeks outside US. additional delivery time & shipping charges apply outside continental US. please inquire. 1ST class USPS, 7-10 day delivery, S&H $5.00; USPS Priority Mail, 2-3 day delivery, S&H $9.00; USPS Express Mail, overnight to MOST areas, S&H $18.00. XXL & XXXL add $3.00/shirt. a PayPal buyer's confirmed address is checked against the credit card billing address maintained by cardholder's credit card company. we ship only to buyer's confirmed address and may cancel orders without a confirmed address.


code	description
BACMDG-TS	bacchanalia midget
BACDWF-TS	bacchanalia dwarf
USSINF-TS	USS Infidelity
FUNMF-TS	fun mutual funds
MPS-TS	midget porn star
MPZ-TS	midget petting zoo
SH-TETS	short happens tail end
MBFM-TS	best friend's a midget
MBFD-TS	best friend's a dwarf
AMM-TS	amish midget militia
SH-TS	short happens

code	description
BACMDG-BT	bacchanalia midget
BACDWF-BT	bacchanalia dwarf
USSINF-BT	USS Infidelity
FUNMF-BT	fun mutual funds
AMM-BT	amish midget militia
SH-BT	short happens
MPZ-BT	midget petting zoo
MPS-BT	midget porn star

1ST class USPS, 2-10 day delivery		$5 automatically added at checkout
USPS Priority Mail, 2-3 day delivery		add $4 additional postage
USPS Express Mail, overnight to MOST areas		add $13 additional postage
if ordering XXL or XXXL shirts, please add $3 per shirt		add $3 per shirt

to order offline; call, or FAX; please follow the directions below:

print the orderform (requires adobe reader)
fax to: 800-243-2639

if postal mailing, enclose check or money order in U.S. FUNDS payable to: shortdwarf.com or include complete credit card info. we use address verification & CVV / CVS security codes w/ credit card company to protect your credit. check orders shipped 7-10 business days after check receipt to allow check funds to clear your bank

517-507-5552 (call &/or text)

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